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In the land down under, two entomologists at the University of Western Australia watched a (sober) male beetle (julodimorpha bakewelli) trying to copulate with a beer bottle. whereas human males attempt to copulate after drinking beer!
 

Toast: The troubles of our proud and angry dust, are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we must, shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

 

Sign on a saloon wall: Thirst, Comes first. Drink till you burst! Everything else can wait!
 

P. T. Barnum had an albino named Charles Price who used beer to make his white hair stand up in an afro.